Juggalos: Fact Or Fiction?

I'm here to deliver the facts as they're surfaced about Jugglaos(Jug-uh-lows).Some of you see these face-painted anomolies, and have specific inquiries:Does it hybernate?How does it procreate?How does one specifically become "down with the clown?"
I'm here to provide answers.First off: Identification.Juggalos are easy to spot.

After looking into the specifics, I discovered that their medallions helps them indentify one another in unfamiliar habitats.Many of them suffer from uncoordination, and the inability to hang posters at a 90 degree angle, or wear a baseball cap properly.
Fact: Juggalos inject a mild poison when they feel threatened.Fiction: If a Juggalo touches you, you become one.
Reproduction:All Juggalos are asexual.They're born with both fully functional sets of male and female genitalia, and reproduce internally.The need for socialization is generally limited, and unlike humans, has nothing to do with procreation.They prefer to travel in numbers, or a "pack". Due to facial scent glands, some Juggalos can recognize a domesticated Juggalo.Often times, a Juggalo that is tagged and re-released into the wilderness suffers a grim fate.
There are 4 stages in Juggalo birth:1. Egg. (2 months after the seed fertalizes the egg, the Juggalo goes through a defensive cycle, in which it lays up to 6 eggs, and hides them in a warm, moist area.)2. Several larval stages (In which it develops an exoskeleton, some internal organs and body parts.)3. Pupa. (Limbs and genitalia are formed. Some are born with face paint, and some develop it shortly after birth.)4. The Juggalo emerges, and makes it's way to the ocean, to feed on algea. Hundreds of Juggalos are prayed upon by seagulls and owls before they reach the ocean.Their fight only begins, as oceanic predators typically feed off newborn Juggalos before they form their land legs.
Fact: The first Juggalo was the product of a birthday party clown, and a sting ray.Fiction: If a Juggalo looks directly at you, you turn to stone.
It IS possible for humans and some primates to communicate with the enigmatic Juggalos.A translater is encouraged, but suprisignly, they talk just like you and I.Often times, they start their sentences with "Sheeeeeit" or "Yo". Many believe these literary redundancies indicate a level of comfort around fellow Juggalos.Miscellaneous hand gestures and braided dreds may flow through your personal space.Concentrate on the communication itself. Regardless of the stench and distractions.This is a natural clown odor, glandular in nature.Careful, if you offend the Juggalo they are known to attack. One Juggalo sting is harmless.Poison remains in the system for a few hours. Swelling will occur, but little long-term effects are documented.However, if 10 or more Juggalos sting, it could cause fatal side-effects to your central nervous system.Speak slowly. Enunciate. Nod and agree.Keep the Juggalo content, and he'll waddle off without incident.You'll have experienced natures glory, and made strides in inter-species relationships.
Fact: The Juggalo is endangered. It's prohibited by law to harm one. If it takes residency in your home or on your property, you're legally obligated to feed and protect it. Governments grants will be issued to provide Faygo, hatchets, and "a fat bitch named Bridget".Fiction: Licking the underbelly of a Juggalo produces a mild hallucinational experience.
A final reminder to the reader-Remain cautious.However, the Juggalo is just as scared of you as you are of it.